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Hunty
20-12-11, 05:15 PM
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following;

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great ( not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country ) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee .

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms :

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher .

Best Regards ( without prejudice )

Name withheld ( Privacy Act ).

Miraz
20-12-11, 05:24 PM
Happy primary gifting season to you too

jeep_jk112
20-12-11, 05:37 PM
Merry Christmas everyone! hope santa spoils you all
Look forward to getting involved with the club in the new year.

Cheers
Matt

Negdriver
20-12-11, 06:20 PM
Merry Christmas everyone! hope santa spoils you all
Look forward to getting involved with the club in the new year.

Cheers
Matt

I was basically going to say the same thing.

What jeep jk said and have a happy new year as well :D 2012 will be a great year methinks.

Flatfender
20-12-11, 08:11 PM
Yeay - just what Hunty said, and many of them.
All the best
Ian W.

TRBN8R
20-12-11, 10:40 PM
Merry Christmas guys and gals......

jbrad
23-12-11, 09:56 PM
Just want to add the same to all of you out there. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Not likely to see you all until next year, and I can't wait.
Wheeling in 2012 promises to be a joyous occaision for one and all. For those travelling - do so safely and be carefull of any idiot/s on the road. Stay calm when driving and have a heap of beeers with the fat man in the red suit. If you can't find him... anyone will do really.

Jas

redrubi
23-12-11, 11:11 PM
Hope everyone has a great Christmas and a fantastic New Year!

We may catch up with some of you over the time and to all others stay safe and see ya all next year!!

Cheers

Andy & Charl:pirate:

Wolfe
24-12-11, 08:48 PM
Merry Christmas Everyone
http://www.here4ecards.com/images/1250519254sexy_santa.jpg

Greg D
24-12-11, 10:20 PM
Merry Christmas to all SJC members.

Steve, love the snowflakes on the website - well done.

Greg

Steve F
24-12-11, 10:57 PM
Merry Christmas to all SJC members.

Steve, love the snowflakes on the website - well done.

Greg

I always try to do something to the site at Christmas, went subtle this year, was beginning to think it was too subtle ;)

Cheers
Steve

stevet
24-12-11, 11:34 PM
I always try to do something to the site at Christmas, went subtle this year, was beginning to think it was too subtle ;)

Cheers
Steve
No..... I was getting worried about my sight/mind.....Lol... Lost the reading glass's a week or so ago, but luckily the new one's came in today....... Actually realised what they were finally.....Lol..... Well done!.......

Wolfe
25-12-11, 03:56 AM
No..... I was getting worried about my sight/mind.....Lol... Lost the reading glass's a week or so ago, but luckily the new one's came in today....... Actually realised what they were finally.....Lol..... Well done!.......
That's classic :highly_amused:


I always try to do something to the site at Christmas, went subtle this year, was beginning to think it was too subtle ;)

Cheers
Steve

I tried to skype you last night to congratulate you on the snow flakes. Fantastic job well done !

Hunno
25-12-11, 07:56 PM
Merry Christmas to all SJC members.

Steve, love the snowflakes on the website - well done.

Greg

I thought it was a virus. Lol

I always try to do something to the site at Christmas, went subtle this year, was beginning to think it was too subtle ;)

Cheers
Steve

reyzor
26-12-11, 08:11 PM
Merry Christmas Everyone
http://www.here4ecards.com/images/1250519254sexy_santa.jpg


I see our illustrious leader got what he wanted for xmas